That Moment When...
...You're enjoying a song on the radio and realize it's an advertisement jingle.
...You say goodbye to someone in the parking lot and walk away...but they're walking beside you...and keep walking...all the way to their car, which is right next to yours.
...You tell your friend how much it creeps you out when your friends talk about how their kid is going to marry their best friend's kid (it's creepy because these children are three and if they grow up together it seems like incest)...and the look on her face tells you she does this.
...You're in a public place just sitting and breathing and suddenly a large crusty booger falls out and you wonder how long it was just hanging there.
...You laugh because you think someone was making a joke. But it wasn't a joke. It was just stupid.
...You burp with your mouth closed because you're trying to be polite but your friend stares at you and asks why you're growling.
...You proudly inform your husband that you haven't dropped your phone in three days....and that's when your phone decides to jump out of your pocket onto the floor with a very loud clatter.
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