Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Gym Pants

Deidre: Hey, these pants have a hole in them.
Joseph: So? Who cares?
D: There's a lot of bending in class. And I'm not wearing any underwear.
J: Haha oh yeah, what if your pants split in class?
D: That's why I checked!
J (looks at my butt): You can't tell.
D bends over.
J: Yeah, you can't wear that.

So I changed. And went to class. And ten minutes before class was going to end, found out there was a hole in the pants I changed into.

What the heck Universe. What. The. Heck.