Deidre and Joseph: Grapevine Trellis and Outside Lights

A few years ago, I found this blog post about outside lighting:
http://brightjuly.blogspot.com/2012/09/diy-outdoor-string-lights.html

We don't have a covered patio, so it sounded brilliant to me. Now that we had our extended patio installed (with pavers) and the outdoor kitchen (still needs to be painted and touched up) we want to have a big BBQ party. So even though we did hang some outside lights (blog here), we need something that extends over to the new seating area and outdoor kitchen.

About this same time J informed me he needed a new grapevine trellis. He had been using one of those wooden trellises and it is falling apart. Not very durable.

After about the third time he told me he needed a new grapevine trellis, I realized he expected me to come up with something. I asked what he wanted. He told me he didn't care as long as it worked.

Well. Alrighty then.

I looked into some different options and researched a few things on the internet.

I really, really wanted to do a copper trellis. It would have looked so neat. But when we priced the pipe and all the fittings, it was pricey. Then we looked at black iron pipe, which was less expensive but still pricey. So we decided that, like the poles for the outdoor lights, we would just use electrical conduit. I also scrapped the idea of doing something fancy because a) I'm not getting my fancy copper anyway and b) J said it's going to be covered by a vine.

So we went to Lowe's, spent two hours picking up our supplies and buying some flowers, made a few friends, petted some dogs, had to ask the guy to cut the conduit twice because I realized I needed a long piece cut down or my join would be off to the side, and then went home to paint.

One thing that didn't work that the blog suggested were the knock-outs for the top.

That crap was not going in. We just skipped that part. The poles are going to be so high up in the air no one is going to see them. And if it rains it will just soak into the ground.

So how were we going to secure these large poles in the ground? We thought about cementing the pipe into the ground. The blog suggested rebar. We found some that came in a stake. Very handy.

We had a bit of a problem with things leaning. But I came up with a solution. In the form of a dog toy.

I would tug on the rope as J pounded in the rebar stake. I asked J to model here. I try not to be in photos when I am in my crusty work clothes and my hair is a mess.

We couldn't leave the rope toy on the ground. Osa stole it twice and I had to go hunt it down. She doesn't share very well.

The light poles weren't a problem. The poles just stuck right on the rebar stake. For the grapevine I had to figure out how to join things up. The trick with the conduit is that they don't "technically" have elbow and T joints, because it's not to code. So we got some PVC, painted it the same color, and glued it all together.

I was supposed to use 12 gauge wire (according to the internet) but they only sell 14 in the large spools. Which is a thinner wire (but a larger number, not confusing at all). I tried to twist it and secure it in a way so that when the grapevines are going to be putting a lot of weight on it, hopefully it is stable. Time will tell if it is adequate. J thinks it will take a year to re-train the vines.

It ended up being pretty simple. During the research and design I agonized and kept changing my mind, but in the end, I'm happy with the solution. With the grapevine finished, we went back to the lights.

I feel like this blog post is all over the place. But that's how my day was. We literally worked the entire day. We had a truck full of compost, so we would shovel out a wheelbarrow, J would dump it somewhere, then we'd move some rock around, some dirt, cut down some weeds with the weedwacker, decided we needed a path, work on the grapevine, hammer in the rebar stakes, work on the light posts....it was all over the place.