Or, another title for this post: I Have a Problem.

She is always lurking.
I was out with Dano and Breezy, looking for shoes for Dano's boyfriend Andrew. Come on, they were on sale! They are pointy and red! They pretty much have my name written on them.
I've been wanting Chucks. J got these for me for Christmas.
Dano got me these for Christmas.
I no longer have room on my side of the closet for my shoes. Luckily J has man eyes. While it does bug me that he doesn't notice the dishes in the sink or the pile of clothes on the floor, it works in my favor that he hasn't noticed what I refer to (quietly to myself) as the Shoe Creep.
Oh yes. They're coming for your side of the closet J. And there's nothing you can do to stop it.
I LOVE your Chucks! I want them!!!
ReplyDeleteI have the first pair! I am so jealous of your shoe collection! It is fabulous!!!!!
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