I crack myself up

When someone says something funny that really cracks me up, I write it down.

I love re-reading something and cracking up all over again.

I thought I'd share a few with you:

Joseph (to me): Are you being a stinker in your head?

(He said something I didn't agree with, and I didn't say anything, but he could tell by the look on my face exactly what I was thinking!)

Breezy: Jim is short for James? I thought Jimmy was short for Jim.

Deidre: I am only being nice to you because it's your birthday.

Joseph: I know, I can see how difficult that is for you.

Deidre: Oh, you'll be hearing about that tomorrow.

(This is a picture of Rosco Biggs peeking under the bathroom door at Dano)

Joseph: What's the point of having someone if you can't sniff them?

(My Mom thinks we're all nuts)

Deidre: I want to see his truck.

Jared: No you don't. Some things can't be un-seen.

Joseph: I don't need kids. Some of your facial expressions and what you say is just like a little kid.

Deidre: Nu-uh.

Dano (after a chair was broken into pieces): I think it's fixable.

Breezy: I'm scare of being buried alive, burned alive, and dying alive.

Sean: Are you not a cracker? (After I cracked my back)