Conversations

Deidre: I was being a stinker.

Joseph: You're never a stinker, so that's unusual.

D: I like it when you lie to me...but only good lying.

J: That's good that you made that distinction because I was going to buy a new computer and not tell you about it.

D: I would know.

J: How? It would be in the cabinet in the desk.

D: You would be too happy.

J: Only a wife would say that to a husband.

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Deidre: So, I changed my mind again. I'm going to paint the bathroom before the remodel. I don't want the butterfly curtain anymore or the purple, I think it looks childish.

Joseph: Alright. You can do what you want.

D: Will you help me paint?

J: Grrrrr.

D: You don't have to if you don't want...

J: You know you only have to look at me with those big blue eyes, stick out your lip, and say (using a high pitched voice), "jBear, please help me paint."

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Breezy (teasing): It's a sister night, so that means you have to get lost.

Joseph: But Deidre needs me to light the fire for your s'mores.

Breezy: We can do it.

Joseph: You don't know how.

Breezy: We'll YouTube it.

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